Gag Gifts

No matter what your hairstyle was in college, stay true to old alma mater with your very own College Flair Hair. This USC Flair Hair features true Trojan team colors. Fully adjustable.

If you want to add a little wacky mayhem to your life, we've got just the thing for you. Revel in the cartoon carnage as this radio controlled Stunt Granny careens through grocery store stunt props and goes flying off her likely non-ADA-approved ramp. Lest you consider this offering irresponsible, we'd like to stress that Granny is wearing a safety helmet and is clearly a trained professional. Includes granny, controller and an assortment of obstacles.

When someone gets the message, it's said that the light goes on. Get one of these Parrot digital messaging switch plates and you can ensure that someone gets the message. You can record a message of up to 20 seconds that will automatically play each time someone flips the switch. While the comedic possibilities are endless, you can use it to leave a reminder or pass along a message, too. No wiring is necessary, as it simply replaces an existing switch plate and uses 2 screws (included) for mounting. Uses 4 AAA batteries (not included); 5in.L x 5in.W x 0.5in.H.

Sit-down comedy at its finest! A collection of funny, amusing and hilarious jokes designed for the person on the go. "Jokes For The John" is a 92-page book with wipe-clean cover (Ewwww!).

Crossword puzzles for people who love numbers! Challenge your logical thinking and reasoning skills or just have a lot of fun with "Sudoku For The Smallest Room." Book is 92 pages and has a wipe-clean cover (Ewwww!). Don’t forget a sharp pencil with a big eraser.

A sound riot! Flatulence humor at its best. You'll have a gas with this remote control whoopee cushion. Hide the receiver and control the fun from up to 30 feet away. Ages 8 and up. Remote battery included. Requires 4 AAA batteries (not included).

Replacement spindle is like no other! Talking toilet paper spindle allows you to record (and re-record) a personal message that greets everyone who uses toilet paper in your bathroom. When the user pulls the toilet paper, motion sensor plays your personalized message. Endless comedy possibilities! Fits most toilet paper holders; includes on/off switch. Requires 2 AAA batteries (not included).

Where is my beer? Clicking the remote device on the Beer Pager unleashes a satisfying burp and flashing lights so you can easily locate your beer can up to 60 feet away and even through walls! Holder keeps your beverage cold, too. Holder operates on 4 AA batteries (not included). Remote batteries included.

Hit the bullseye with your game, questions and answers! 2-sided magnetic desktop dartboard is perfect for the home or office. One side is for playing darts while the other side will offer guidance to all of your really tough questions with its funny sayings and words including Play Golf, Go to Lunch, Leave Early, Take a Vacation, Buy, Sell, Retire and more. And no need to worry about dart-related injuries because the darts are magnetic. Includes 6 magnetic darts and stand. Ages 5 and up. Measures 10 1/4in.L x 9in.W x 9 1/4in.H. Manufacturer Warranty: 12 months parts / 12 months labor

The Butt Face Towel adds a moment of clarity to your gift-giving. It ends any possible confusion about which side to use! Each side is clearly marked! Makes a great gag gift. 100% cotton. Measures approximately 45in. x 25in.

You'll spark something other than a flame with this novelty lighter. It looks like the real thing but it's a Zappo, not a Zippo and it provides a shock to anyone who uses it. You can use it for the usual gag reasons, but it may just help you to quit smoking, too.

You'll have hilarious fun with this great gag gift! Electric shock pen emits an electric charge that will surprise your friends, family and coworkers. This is no wimpy little static cling shock, they get a real zap! This is one pen you won't want to lose in the junk drawer. Includes batteries.

There's nothing like the cozy glow of a log fire, but it can be tough to get a roaring fire going, especially if you don't have a fireplace at your place. Now you can turn your TV or computer screen into a roaring hearth with this handy DVD that lets you project the image of a fire right onto the screen. Endless enjoyment and no ashes to clean up afterwards.

Nobody wants to admit it, but everybody farts. Whether it's an audible rip or "silent but deadly," everyone has to pass gas sometime. We all share this human trait. That's why everybody loves the Fart Machine! It's the funniest gag gift ever made! You can embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you. Just hide the 3in. battery-powered speaker on or near the vicinity of someone, press the remote button (it’s small enough to keep in your pocket), and watch the embarrassment begin! Works from up to 50 feet away... and it works through walls, too! Produces 5 disgusting fart sounds that will turn heads! The uses are endless and the laughter never stops! Remote control includes battery. Add 4 AAA batteries (not included) to the speaker unit and you're ready to rip!

It’s a rodent that you rule. Life-sized rubber rat has textured body, light-up eyes and fast spinning action. Requires one 9V and 3 AA batteries (not included). Includes rat and remote control device. Manufacturer Warranty: 12 months parts / 12 months labor

Sure, you can write a message on a sticky note but the sound of your voice is better. But how do you leave a message? Try this cool personal recorder. It will record your message, then play it back to any person who comes within 10 inches of the recorder when the motion sensor is triggered. Attaches to wall or refrigerator, making it a great tool for leaving messages or putting wayward dieters or marauding midnight snackers on notice. Manufacturer Warranty: 12 months parts / 12 months labor

When the call goes out for a little refreshment, this cell phone-look flask is the right answer. This clever item looks just like a cell phone but holds 4 oz. of your favorite beverage, making it an excellent choice for the big game or any other place where your thirst needs slaking. Polished chrome stainless steel construction; includes handsome and convenient black leather case and belt clip. Comes gift boxed. Manufacturer Warranty: 12 months limited parts / No labor

Why mess around with a little flask when you can have one that holds 64 oz. of your favorite libation? This handsome jumbo flask features stainless steel construction and makes a real conversation piece for your den or game room. 7 7/8in. x 1 3/4in. x 11 5/8in. Comes in a gift box. Manufacturer Warranty: 12 months limited parts / No labor

If you like to enjoy a cold one (or two) while you watch the big game at home, you'll want this giant glass that can hold up to 5 beers, so you'll be able watch the game without making multiple trips to the 'fridge. This glass was clearly designed by a couch potato efficiency expert.

Yeah, baby! The harsh sun isn't friendly to babies, especially little ones who don’t have a full head of hair just yet. Protect them and have fun doing it with a Baby Flair Hair visor. This might be a gag gift for some, but the protection it provides is no joke. The adjustable visor keeps the glare out of their eyes while the full head of hair on top stops the UV rays from damaging a baby's tender scalp. Adjusts from 15in.–19in.