Solar Hat

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It's the shame of a nation. All too often its victims, our fellow citizens, suffer in silence. You may even be one of them. These productive people, who strive to make our world a better place, deserve better than suffering from the chafing and irritation associated with Monkey Butt. End the madness — get the help you need with this Anti-Monkey Butt bathroom kit. This comprehensive solution provides a 6-oz. container of Anti-Monkey Butt powder, along with 12-oz. supplies of Anti-Monkey Butt shampoo, body wash, body lotion and even a 10-pk. of wipes. It's the effective arsenal needed to end this scourge in our lifetime and provide relief to the motorcyclists, horseback riders, bicyclists, runners, truck drivers and anyone else who has had to suffer. U.S.A.

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If you thought your bathroom was scary before, just watch out! The Toilet Monster attaches to the inside of the toilet bowl with suction cups. As the unsuspecting person heads for the facility and lifts the lid, the Toilet Monster rises to greet them. It's sure to "scare the crap out of someone." We would like to stress that no actual mothers-in-law were harmed in the testing of this product.

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In the woods, when you gotta go, you gotta go. But don't get shot with your pants down! By using Rutt Wipe Blaze Orange toilet paper instead of standard white TP, you let other deer hunters know you’re not Bambi's white flashing tail. This simple act could spare you from a tragic Cheney-like hunting accident. And Rutt Wipe is biodegradable and nontoxic, so you're not harming the environment. Each bright orange roll has 250 soft 2-ply sheets. Pack of 2 rolls.

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It's not just hair when yours is not there — get stealthy with this new Camo Flair Hair visor. This fashion-forward hat will keep you covered without blowing your cover. Fully adjustable.

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Nobody wants to admit it, but everybody farts. Whether it's an audible rip or "silent but deadly," everyone has to pass gas sometime. We all share this human trait. That's why everybody loves the Fart Machine! It's the funniest gag gift ever made! You can embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you. Just hide the 3in. battery-powered speaker on or near the vicinity of someone, press the remote button (it’s small enough to keep in your pocket), and watch the embarrassment begin! Works from up to 50 feet away... and it works through walls, too! Produces 5 disgusting fart sounds that will turn heads! The uses are endless and the laughter never stops! Remote control includes battery. Add 4 AAA batteries (not included) to the speaker unit and you're ready to rip!