If you want the "ransom note" look but don't wish to arouse suspicions by wielding a scissors in the orthodontist's waiting room, this amusing Blackmail Postcard set is just the ticket. You get two blank postcards and over 250 assorted self-adhesive letters that are perfect for sending your, well, greetings.
It says "The Good Book" right on the cover, but an unsuspecting person wouldn't know the half of it. Open up your Good Book and you'll find a handsome 4-oz. polished stainless steel flask inside. Depending on your choice of (ahem) refreshment, this Good Book could make things even better. Overall dimensions are 4.13in.W x 0.87in.D x 5.71in.H.
Whether you're an aspiring golfer or a discerning 9-year-old boy, the Butt Putt is sure to be a hit. This golf ball return game features a none-too-subtle bum-shaped putting target, complete with laff riot #2 flagstick. Put the ball in the target and the Butt Putt gives you one of 6 different fart sounds, returning the golf ball out the side. Yep, it's pretty much gag gift nirvana. Uses 3 AA batteries (not included).
Combine midcentury style and modern performance with this nifty alarm clock. It features a push-button top to stop the clock, glow-in-the-dark hands and a Candy Apple Red case that will look great anywhere. And with overall dimensions of 4.35in.L x 2.25in.W x 3.75in.H, its perfect for travel. Uses 1 AA battery (not included).
Get an education on facial hair right where you need it with this clever shower curtain. It features a veritable encyclopedia of facial hair styles, with everything from the early 1800s to the current moment represented. Whether you want to look like Martin Van Buren or Tom Selleck, you'll see it here. Frosted EVA construction provides privacy; fits all standard showers.
Lets face it sometimes a glass of wine is a little, well, limiting. That's what makes this wine bottle glass a great choice. You can fit an entire 750ml bottle of wine into the glass, which lets you do what you intended to do without the fear of residual cork taste from the bottle opening. As it says, "Finally! A wine glass that fits my needs!" We hear you, America. Hand wash.
Over-sized and super easy to read, this XL atomic digital clock with temperature display shows everything at a glance: 4in. digital 12-hr. time display, indoor temperature and perpetual calendar. This unit also includes an alarm, automatic updates for daylight savings via on/off option and 4 time zones. Operates on 3AA batteries (not included). 16 3/4in.L x 1 1/2in.D x 10 3/4in.H.
Sometimes the atmosphere in your house isn't comfortable, and you're not sure why. Enter this comfort meter with temperature and humidity displays, and you'll know how to remedy the situation. Two window icons on this handy unit will indicate whether you should open or close the windows based on indoor/outdoor humidity and temperature. 5-level humidity scale runs the spectrum from dry to wet and shows %RH with min/max records. Wireless temperature displays in F/C. 3 1/4in.W x 3/4in.D x 5in.H. Sensor is 1.41in.W x 0.62in.D x 4.03in.H.
This extra large, easy-to-read 20in. atomic analog wall clock will keep you on schedule. Because it synchronizes via radio waves with the US governments official atomic clock outside Boulder, CO, this clock is automatically always correct. It includes 4 time zone settings and a sleek aluminum frame that looks good in any room. Operates on 1AA alkaline battery (not included).
If you need to convert part of your house into a mother-in-law apartment FAST, this compact kitchen w/refrigerator is the way to go. It's also perfect for a cabin, office or garage. Counter top and sink are both stainless steel; sink features classy chrome faucets. 2.4 cu. ft. refrigerator has a reversible door for right or left swing, 2 adjustable/removable slide-out shelves, door racks that hold five 12-oz. cans and a tall bottle rack that holds 2-liter bottles. Two burners, 500/900 Watts, are state-of-the-art, whisper-quiet superconductor technology, so they heat and cool quickly. Operates on 110V/60 Hz current with connected junction box. 2 storage drawers and a separate storage area with door make this unit super convenient. 27 1/4in.L x 32 1/4in.D x 42 1/4in.H.
This aerodynamic Turbo-Airehigh velocity 120V fan delivers 11,000 CFM at 20ft. with the quietness of a whisper and little vibration or energy use. Jet-engine-inspired inlet design maximizes air input and aerodynamic housing curve maximizes blade tip efficiency, so you can cool down ASAP. Five 12-in. dia. fan blades; 4-pole motor; 3 whisper-quiet speeds; 2 polarized prongs, 11-ft. power cord. CSA approved. 17.5in.L x 15.5in.W x 8in.D.
This contour CPAP max pillow allows you to sleep comfortably and in compliance with your CPAP therapy program. It minimizes mask shifting, air leaks and facial pressure while reducing eye irritation and dryness of mouth and nasal passages. Removable center layer allows you to adjust pillow height to accommodate personal preference. Dual-sided design delivers a choice between 2 sleep surfaces: plush memory foam or traditional fiberfill. The cover's 3-D mesh fabric along with the pillow's ventilated foam allows you to sleep cool and dry. Sweet dreams. 20in.L x 13in.W x 5in.H.
This origami shoe rack opens wide for use and folds flat for storage just like an origami paper object. Durable, powder-coated steel mesh shelves require no assembly or tools. Features 3 shelves, each with a capacity of 15 lbs. or 15 pr. of shoes. Brown.
The sun is shining, so why not take advantage? This supplementary solar heat system helps reduce energy costs by adding to existing building heat systems during daylight hours. An 18in.W x 48in.H x 2in. thick clear polycarbonate solar thermal panel absorbs infrared energy from the sun, turning it to heat that can add up to 40°F/10°C over the ambient room temperature. The fan features multiple speed control and provides airflow of up to 50 cu. ft./min. The fan is powered by direct sunlight, and also includes a 110V/12V converter to operate off a direct power source during cloudy conditions. Designed for use in areas up to 1200 sq. ft. Includes mounting kit.
Because you love nature. This 7-pc. camo office desk set looks great anywhere. Includes tape dispenser, pen, stapler, staple remover and 3 binder clips. (Tape and staples not included.) A perfect gift for the nature lover in your life.
This cord-free, off-the-wall Smart Thermaflo120V bed/bathroom heater plugs directly into a wall outlet to heat the room you're in with up to 5120 BTUs of heat, so you can lower the thermostat for your entire house. Thermaflo technology saves energy by automatically adjusting output to maintain desired warmth. This No Glow high tech, whisper-quiet heating unit is ideal for a bedroom or bathroom. 2 heat settings. CSA approved. 9.5in.L x 8.3in.W x 4.5in.D.
Retro enough to be right out of the roaring 20s, this sleek 12in. Tomato Red Retro Table Fan will add beauty and comfort to any room in your house. Oscillation ensures everyone in the room gets some breeze; 3 speeds and an adjustable head provide flexibility as needed. Durable all-metal construction.