Nobody wants to admit it, but everybody farts. Whether it's an audible rip or "silent but deadly," everyone has to pass gas sometime. We all share this human trait. That's why everybody loves the Fart Machine! It's the funniest gag gift ever made! You can embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you. Just hide the 3in. battery-powered speaker on or near the vicinity of someone, press the remote button (its small enough to keep in your pocket), and watch the embarrassment begin! Works from up to 50 feet away... and it works through walls, too! Produces 5 disgusting fart sounds that will turn heads! The uses are endless and the laughter never stops! Remote control includes battery. Add 4 AAA batteries (not included) to the speaker unit and you're ready to rip!
Make sure you are heard and that your intentions are known with this powerful dual-tone Wolo Bad Boy air horn that is twice as loud as factory horn. Compact 1-pc. design fits most 12V vehicles. Maintenance-free compressor. Includes bilingual installation instructions.
Sure, that raw vegetable medley on a bed of organic straw is the right choice some times. But lets face facts sometimes you want a little bit of indulgence, a little deep fried goodness. When the time comes, this Bayou Fryer will help you go deep. This sturdy freestanding unit is large enought to handle a turkey and features a V-bottom design that keeps the base oil temperature cooler than the frying oil on top, minimizing burns and keeping oil cleaner. Includes temperature gauge, 10 PSI preset regulator and a stainless steel braided hose. 4-gallon model includes 2 baskets. Propane not included. Additional baskets and accessory cart with tank storage and side shelf sold separately. Item is factory shipped.
Let's face it mosquitoes deserve their fate, so choose the SkeeterVac® to bring justice. It provides powerful protection against mosquitoes and other biting insects. Disrupts breeding cycle. Attracts, traps and kills biting insects by converting clean-burning propane into carbon dioxide and water vapor mixture that mimics human breath. Combined with time-released attractant lure, mixture attracts insects to unit, as powerful vacuum fan traps insects. Effective on variety of flying insects; attractant lure can be adjusted to local conditions. Quiet and odorless operation.
If you're tired of having your card night around a folding table or want to dispense with the plastic and fake felt add-on poker tabletops that fall apart after a few trips down the river, give this substantial Rush Creek octagon poker table a look. You get 8 playing stations complete with drink and chip holders. The rugged wood construction provides a handsome and rustic look and makes for a table that is aces for your game room or cabin. 48in.L x 40in.W x 30.3in.H
Get up to 3 feet of extra reach with the Handi-Hand. It features durable steel construction and a rust-resistant coating that makes it safe for use for tending a fire. Holds logs up to 6in. in diameter.
This wall-mounted vac is perfect for the garage or basement and easily detaches from the wall for portable cleaning anywhere in the home. Powerful 5 HP wet/dry vacuum comes with a dual turbo industrial 2-stage motor, delivering maximum suction, quiet operation and long life. Easy to use with remote control on/off switch on contour handle, which also has suction control. Comes with 21 feet of hose for an extra-long reach for cleaning vehicle interiors. Vac also features 5-gallon polypropylene tank, ultra-quiet operation, blower function, large dust-sealed on/off switch, onboard accessory storage, 20-ft. cord with cord wrap and large carry handle for easy transport. Accessories include: 1 7/8in. x 10ft. flex hose, 1 7/8in. x 11ft. crushproof hose, 2 extension wands, washable cartridge filter and foam sleeve, round dust brush, combo floor nozzle with brush, crevice tool, car nozzle and air/noise diffuser.
Let's face it eventually you'll have to pull a wagon on something other than a smoothly paved sidewalk or path. That's why you'll appreciate having this rugged all-terrain wagon. It features ball bearing wheels with 3.5in.W x 10in.H air tires that are designed to handle both soft soil and rugged terrain. The wagon features an ample 3.5in. deep steel tray and removable wooden side panels that let you stack it high with cargo or add protection if a youngster is in tow. The overall dimensions are a copious 33in.L x 15in.W x 34in.H, with a 200lb. capacity. Assembly is required.
Let an handsome black lab puppy put that bottle on display with one of these black lab bottle holders. The hand-painted poly resin design provides excellent detail and realism and holds a 750ml bottle of your favorite beverage. It's a great addition to your table.
Whether the problem is a rambunctious raccoon or a neighborhood dog acting unneighborly, you'll appreciate having the Scram Patrol. It repels nuisance animals without harm and lets you target animals up to 20 feet away. The laser light sighting ensures that you target the proper problem and the ultrasonic sound won't disturb your neighbors. It also can be used as a pet training tool. Requires a 9V battery (not included).
Whether you're a longtime salty dog or just want a better look around on the water, this waterproof Barska Deep Sea monocular is a great choice. It provides 7x magnification and 1000 yard distance, providing clear views of marine observation from sunrise to sundown. It also includes an internal range finder and directional compass to assist with navigation. Add a rugged rubber armor covering that provides a sure, secure grip, this monocular is a great choice on sea or land. Includes wrist strap and carry case.
You can get a closer look with these Barska Gladiator zoom binoculars. They feature a wide 66-ft. field of vision at 1000 yards and the ability to target and then zoom in on an object to get a better view. The 20100x70 model includes precision optics with high-quality prisms, a large center focus knob and a right eyepiece diopter adjustment. The shock absorbing rubber armor makes the Gladiator an excellent choice for field work and the ruby lenses minimize UV glare. The Gladiator also includes a bonus tripod adapter, neck strap, lens cloth and carry case.
Add a little whimsy to your table with this deer bottle holder. The hand-painted resin design features an orange-vested whitetail deer with a fondness for Zinfadel or some other libation you choose. Can hold up to a 750ml bottle. It's a great addition to your table at the hunting lodge and makes a great conversation piece.
Even in a small yard you can have big fun with the Columbia, which includes a raised fort with canopy, an 8-ft. Speedy Slide, a combination rock wall ladder/step ladder, a 3-position beam with 2 swings and a 2-person glider, a shaded picnic table and a sandbox below the fort (sand not included). Dimensions are 8ft. 8.25in. x 18ft. 3.5in. x 10ft. x 6in. Ages 210; max. 6 children capacity with 150-lb. weight limit per item.
OK, maybe you're not the brightest crayon in the box. That doesn't mean you can't have the sharpest knives in the drawer. The Work Sharp WSKTS is an innovative abrasive belt sharpening system that combines flexible premium abrasive belts and precision sharpening guides with speed and ease to give you the sharpest blades with professional results. The sharpening guides are purpose-built for kitchen and outdoor knives (hunting, pocket, fillet, etc.), as well as scissors and serrated knives. The Knife & Tool Sharpener can also be used for many other sharpening tasks such as garden pruners, lawn mower blades, shovels and countless other bladed shop and garden tools. U.S.A.
Storage sheds are a tough choice. Do you choose the easy-to-assemble resin model that looks cheap and may not hold up, or a wooden model that is a major project to build? Get the best of both worlds with this Suncast Hybrid Shed. It features beautiful, natural cedar construction, but with an easy-to-assemble resin floor and roof no shingles. The rugged blow-molded resin doors resist warping and include cast aluminum handles with metal door latches and an articulating door lock, providing an extra large 60in. x 72in. opening. The shed design includes twin 23in. x 27in. aluminum frame and glass windows with ventilation screens. The notched wood components align easily and provide accurate assembly and are ready for sealing, staining or painting. The heavy-duty resin floor resists rot and moisture, while the decorative eaves on the front and rear provide additional ventilation. Overall size of the shed is 7ft.10in.W x 7ft.10in.D x 8ft.10in.H. U.S.A.
The WineRack is a sports bra that lets you sport up to 750ml (25 oz.) of your favorite beverage. Wear it to the movies, concerts, ball games anywhere you can imagine. Includes a polyurethane bladder and a drinking tube long enough to route as you wish, along with an easy-to-use on/off valve to control the flow. Fits sizes 34C-D, 36A-D and 38A-C; In Black.
Grow-It is a compact personal greenhouse that promises quality construction at a great value. Built with an all-steel frame supporting a durable translucent heat-bonded triple-layer cover that is waterproof and UV-treated inside and out. This cover is designed to protect and provide for your plants. Air vents on each end allow for circulation. The patent-pending Shelter Lock stabilizers ensure a solid shelter and the easy-slide Cross Rail system locks down to keep the frame square. Ratchet Tite tensioning keeps the cover anchored. Frame has a Dupont Thermoset baked-on powder-coat finish.
Careful with that axe, Eugene there's no reason to swing an implement of destruction or spend thousands on an engine-driven log splitter when you can split logs fast with this manually operated log splitter. It features a 2-speed pump that quickly builds up to 10 tons of log-splitting pressure. Pump operates using 2 steel handles to split logs up to 18in. long. 212mm ram stroke. Includes 2 wheels for easy maneuverability (not shown).
If your dog needs water, he might pursue a source that's not so desirable. Solve that problem with this Doggie Water Fountain. Attach this unique device to any hose or faucet and your animal friend gets a fun new outdoor water source. No need to worry about filling and refilling nasty outdoor water dishes; all Fido has to do is step down on the fountain and a fresh supply of water bubbles up. Adjustable water flow. Made with heavy-gauge steel.