Flaming Toilet Seat. No, Really
If within 30 days of your online purchase at Kotulas.com, you find the identical product nationally advertised for less by one of our competitors, we will refund to you 110% of the difference!
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Kotula's Ecommerce Marketing
P.O. Box 1499
Burnsville, MN 55306-6936
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Fortunately, art doesnt always imitate reality; if it did, we'd be hesitant to offer a flaming toilet seat. Of course there aren't actual flames involved, merely a colorful flame design that give this item an amusing and surprisingly hot look. The commodious seat fits most commodes. U.S.A.
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