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Talking Toilet Paper Spindle
 
 

Talking Toilet Paper Spindle

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Replacement spindle is like no other! Talking toilet paper spindle allows you to record (and re-record) a personal message that greets everyone who uses toilet paper in your bathroom. When the user pulls the toilet paper, motion sensor plays your personalized message. Endless comedy possibilities! Fits most toilet paper holders; includes on/off switch. Requires 2 AAA batteries (not included).


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Duracell Coppertop Batteries — AAA Size, 8-Pk.

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Duracell Coppertop Batteries — AAA Size, 8-Pk.
Duracell Coppertop Batteries — AAA Size, 8-Pk.

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More power to ya with Duracell Coppertop batteries, engineered to deliver the right level of power for your business or household needs. Batteries are guaranteed to remain fresh for up to 7 years. Individually date coded to ensure freshness. Environmentally friendly batteries are mercury free and work in a wide variety of devices. Pack of 8. U.S.A.

 

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