Talking Toilet Paper Spindle
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Burnsville, MN 55306-6936
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Replacement spindle is like no other! Talking toilet paper spindle allows you to record (and re-record) a personal message that greets everyone who uses toilet paper in your bathroom. When the user pulls the toilet paper, motion sensor plays your personalized message. Endless comedy possibilities! Fits most toilet paper holders; includes on/off switch. Requires 2 AAA batteries (not included).
1 month parts / 1 month labor
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