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Toilet Monster

Toilet Monster

Only $19.99
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If you thought your bathroom was scary before, just watch out! The Toilet Monster attaches to the inside of the toilet bowl with suction cups. As the unsuspecting person heads for the facility and lifts the lid, the Toilet Monster rises to greet them. It's sure to "scare the crap out of someone." We would like to stress that no actual mothers-in-law were harmed in the testing of this product.

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