Talking Toilet Paper Spindle

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Where is my beer? Clicking the remote device on the Beer Pager unleashes a satisfying burp and flashing lights so you can easily locate your beer can up to 60 feet away and even through walls! Holder keeps your beverage cold, too. Holder operates on 4 AAA batteries (not included). Remote batteries included.

Manufacturer Warranty:
 3 months parts / 3 months labor

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We all have "bad hair" days; some of us have "no hair" days. When you need to cover your dome, you’ll want something that does the job, something that adds a little fun, a little flair; your very own Flair Hair visor. This cool little hat will keep you covered and its built-in visor will protect your eyes from the sun, all while giving you a distinctive, 1970s, Bjorn Borg-at-Wimbledon look. Adjustable visor features hook-and-loop enclosure. Meeting with the queen not included.

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Nobody wants to admit it, but everybody farts. Whether it's an audible rip or "silent but deadly," everyone has to pass gas sometime. We all share this human trait. That's why everybody loves the Fart Machine! It's the funniest gag gift ever made! You can embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you. Just hide the 3in. battery-powered speaker on or near the vicinity of someone, press the remote button (it’s small enough to keep in your pocket), and watch the embarrassment begin! Works from up to 50 feet away... and it works through walls, too! Produces 5 disgusting fart sounds that will turn heads! The uses are endless and the laughter never stops! Remote control includes battery. Add 4 AAA batteries (not included) to the speaker unit and you're ready to rip!

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It's the shame of a nation. All too often its victims, our fellow citizens, suffer in silence. You may even be one of them. These productive people, who strive to make our world a better place, deserve better than suffering from the chafing and irritation associated with Monkey Butt. End the madness — get the help you need with this Anti-Monkey Butt bathroom kit. This comprehensive solution provides a 6-oz. container of Anti-Monkey Butt powder, along with 12-oz. supplies of Anti-Monkey Butt shampoo, body wash, body lotion and even a 10-pk. of wipes. It's the effective arsenal needed to end this scourge in our lifetime and provide relief to the motorcyclists, horseback riders, bicyclists, runners, truck drivers and anyone else who has had to suffer. U.S.A.

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Bears will wish they had one! Every sportsman needs his own throne, and the Off-Road Commode fits the bill — with comfort and luxury to boot! Easily attaches to any 2in. receiver hitch and supports up to 500 lbs. The 1 5/16in. dia. steel tube seat is covered with soft, padded camo. A great gift for hunting, fishing and camping buddies! Not for use when vehicle is in motion. Can get slippery when wet.

Manufacturer Warranty:
 12 months parts / 12 months labor

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You know you'll want to play with them. Yes, it's easy to see why any golfer would want to go deep with some Schwetty Balls. Sure, the name is comedy gold, but serious players know that Schwetty Balls are no joke. These long-lasting beauties feature 2-piece titanium construction with a durable Surlyn® cover that keeps your balls ready for action. Schwetty Balls conform to all U.S.G.A. standards, making them the hottest balls in golf. One dozen balls.