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Zombie Flamingo Pair — Acclimate for the Apocalypse

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With this Zombie flamingo pair standing guard, maybe the real Zombies won't bother you — they'll think their cohorts have beat them to the punch. One of these frightening birds is standing while the other is feeding; both are on high alert. Perfect for Halloween, birthdays and undead parties, these red-eyed, fang-toothed, black-feathered flamingos are a fun spin on America's favorite lawn art. Just insert the metal rods/legs into the plastic bodies and push them into the ground. Then watch your neighbors' expressions. Standing size: 30in.H x 4in.W x 15in.L; feeding size: 21in.H x 4in.W x 18in.L. Easy assembly.


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