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The Fart Clock — It's a Gas

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So you can't afford a grandfather clock? Why not get a clock that sounds like Gramps, then? It's okay to admit it — fart jokes are amusing, and this Fart Clock is a great way to gas up your game room or man cave (in a manner of speaking, of course). The Fart Clock gives out a fart-like report every hour, with a different sound each time. Whether it's a fart set to music, a big rip, or something a bit more subtle, you're sure to be amused. Includes a light sensor that mutes the noise while you’re sleeping. This 11in. dia. clock uses 3 AA batteries (not included).


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