Item# 37474
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This smoking pistol ash tray combines 2 vices in 1. The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms might just have something to say about this baby. Brightly enameled and ready for you to stub smokes out with a bang, this gun is complete with 2 cigarette notches. Hand wash. 10 1/2in.L x 6 3/4in.W x 1 1/2in.H.
Manufacturer Warranty:
3 month parts/no labor
Item# 37487
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Don't be caught cooling your brew with anything less than this alpha insulator. Manly gray foam receptacle is the perfect size for a 12-oz. can of beer or other libation. Bottoms up. 2-Pack.
Item# 38075
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It looks respectable enough, but there's a secret hidden in this double-sided Raunchy Wrapping Paper. Imagine the surprise when your gift recipient pulls off the striped wrapping paper, only to find either a collage of lingerie-clad lovelies inside. Each pack contains a supersize sheet (33in. x 22.2in.).
Item# 38424
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If you want the "ransom note" look but don't wish to arouse suspicions by wielding a scissors in the orthodontist's waiting room, this amusing Blackmail Postcard set is just the ticket. You get two blank postcards and over 250 assorted self-adhesive letters that are perfect for sending your, well, greetings.
Item# 38065
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It says "The Good Book" right on the cover, but an unsuspecting person wouldn't know the half of it. Open up your Good Book and you'll find a handsome 4-oz. polished stainless steel flask inside. Depending on your choice of (ahem) refreshment, this Good Book could make things even better. Overall dimensions are 4.13in.W x 0.87in.D x 5.71in.H.
Manufacturer Warranty:
12 months parts / 12 months labor
Item# 38067
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It looks respectable enough, but there's a secret hidden in this double-sided Raunchy Wrapping Paper. Imagine the surprise when your gift recipient pulls off the striped wrapping paper, only to find a festival of beefcake inside. Each pack contains a supersize sheet (33in. x 22.2in.).
Item# 39335
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Whether you're an aspiring golfer or a discerning 9-year-old boy, the Butt Putt is sure to be a hit. This golf ball return game features a none-too-subtle bum-shaped putting target, complete with laff riot #2 flagstick. Put the ball in the target and the Butt Putt gives you one of 6 different fart sounds, returning the golf ball out the side. Yep, it's pretty much gag gift nirvana. Uses 3 AA batteries (not included).
Item# 38425
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If you aren't really sure whether you want to break out the welcome mat, this reversible doormat is just the ticket. Turn it one way and it offers a friendly "Come In" message. Give it a flip and you can tell the encyclopedia salesman to "Go Away." It's good to have options, right? All natural fiber construction; 25.71in.L x 16.34in.W.
Item# 39338
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Let’s face it — sometimes a glass of wine is a little, well, limiting. That's what makes this wine bottle glass a great choice. You can fit an entire 750ml bottle of wine into the glass, which lets you do what you intended to do without the fear of residual cork taste from the bottle opening. As it says, "Finally! A wine glass that fits my needs!" We hear you, America. Hand wash.
Item# 39340
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Why wouldn't you turn your truck into a buck? Now you can with these endlessly amusing truck antlers. Just put them in the windows of your rig and you'll turn it into a trophy. And if you're inclined, the antlers work well as functional rattle horns; bang them together and bring the bucks running to you! Easy installation and loads of fun; each antler is 14in.L x 12in.W x 8in.H.
Manufacturer Warranty:
1 month parts/no labor
Item# 37281
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You'll have fun watching this realistic-looking rat scurrying around the floor and creating utter mayhem! This disgusting remote control rodent has a wounded eye, gnawed ear, ragged fur and a creepy tail. Use the remote control to send the rat crawling along any smooth, flat surface to strike fear in the hearts of your family members. For ages 6 and up. Uses 2 AA and 2 AAA batteries (not included).
Item# 37270
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Imagine the chaos that will ensue when this remote control Tarantula with light-up eyes goes scurrying across the floor! This large furry spider crawls with real spider-like movement that looks just like the real thing. Use the unique spider egg remote control to send the tarantula crawling along any smooth, flat surface. You'll have loads of fun scaring your friends and family with this giant hairy arachnid! For ages 6 and up. Uses 2 AA and 2 AAA batteries (not included).
Item# 37288
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The tool with the double entendre, this beer hammer bottle opener is a great ice breaker among party guests. They'll get a kick out of hearing they can either hammer a nail with it, or get hammered with it. Its generous size is easy to find during a beer opening emergency, and its long neck provides plenty of leverage, so you don't have to over-exert yourself just to open some suds. Padded handle prevents you from losing your grip while celebrating. 4 3/4in.L x 4 1/2in.W x 12 1/4in.H.
Item# 39575
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This .50 caliber bullet knife in authentic size with polished solid brass case and copper-plated tip make it a great conversation starter among the bold and shy alike. Perfect for wilderness camping or backyard cooking, this knife fits into pants or apron pocket. 5.60in.L x 1in.W x 1in.H.
Manufacturer Warranty:
Lifetime Limited Warranty
Item# 39671
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Turn an unpleasant task into comedy gold with this outstanding Redneck Plunger. It's a working toilet plunger paired with a simulated pump shotgun that delivers realistic shotgun sounds when you pull the trigger. As they say, "if it’s brown, it’s down."
Item# 39675
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It's time to get rid of those shot glasses that commemorate your 1979 visit to Hoover Dam — frankly, it's a little embarrassing. Make a better statement with these nifty Mason Jar shot glasses. They each hold 2.4 oz. of your favorite libation and the familiar Mason Jar design is sure to make you the talk of the party. Set of 4.
Item# 39489
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Ashtrays are utilitarian things and this outdoor ashtray makes a clear statement. It stands 27 3/4in.H and includes a 6 3/4in.L steel stake that makes it easy to mount. The indentation allows a smoker to rest his smoke on top of the 2in. dia. steel shaft that holds ashes and butts for clean and safe disposal.
Item# 122033
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Where is my beer? Clicking the remote device on the Beer Pager unleashes a satisfying burp and flashing lights so you can easily locate your beer can up to 60 feet away and even through walls! Holder keeps your beverage cold, too. Holder operates on 4 AAA batteries (not included). Remote batteries included.
Manufacturer Warranty:
3 months parts / 3 months labor
Item# 270101
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In the woods, when you gotta go, you gotta go. But don't get shot with your pants down! By using Rutt Wipe Blaze Orange toilet paper instead of standard white TP, you let other deer hunters know you’re not Bambi's white flashing tail. This simple act could spare you from a tragic Cheney-like hunting accident. And Rutt Wipe is biodegradable and nontoxic, so you're not harming the environment. Each bright orange roll has 250 soft 2-ply sheets. Pack of 2 rolls.
Item# 321512
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The punchlines pretty much write themselves. Yes, it's exactly what it looks like — a fully functional 12-oz. mug in the shape of a toilet. Fill it with coffee, cocoa, tea or even use it to house a brownie sundae. The possibilities are just about endless.
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