Item# 37474
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This smoking pistol ash tray combines 2 vices in 1. The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms might just have something to say about this baby. Brightly enameled and ready for you to stub smokes out with a bang, this gun is complete with 2 cigarette notches. Hand wash. 10 1/2in.L x 6 3/4in.W x 1 1/2in.H.
Manufacturer Warranty:
3 month parts/no labor
Item# 37487
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Don't be caught cooling your brew with anything less than this alpha insulator. Manly gray foam receptacle is the perfect size for a 12-oz. can of beer or other libation. Bottoms up. 2-Pack.
Item# 38075
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It looks respectable enough, but there's a secret hidden in this double-sided Raunchy Wrapping Paper. Imagine the surprise when your gift recipient pulls off the striped wrapping paper, only to find either a collage of lingerie-clad lovelies inside. Each pack contains a supersize sheet (33in. x 22.2in.).
Item# 38424
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If you want the "ransom note" look but don't wish to arouse suspicions by wielding a scissors in the orthodontist's waiting room, this amusing Blackmail Postcard set is just the ticket. You get two blank postcards and over 250 assorted self-adhesive letters that are perfect for sending your, well, greetings.
Item# 38065
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It says "The Good Book" right on the cover, but an unsuspecting person wouldn't know the half of it. Open up your Good Book and you'll find a handsome 4-oz. polished stainless steel flask inside. Depending on your choice of (ahem) refreshment, this Good Book could make things even better. Overall dimensions are 4.13in.W x 0.87in.D x 5.71in.H.
Manufacturer Warranty:
12 months parts / 12 months labor
Item# 38067
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It looks respectable enough, but there's a secret hidden in this double-sided Raunchy Wrapping Paper. Imagine the surprise when your gift recipient pulls off the striped wrapping paper, only to find a festival of beefcake inside. Each pack contains a supersize sheet (33in. x 22.2in.).
Item# 39335
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Whether you're an aspiring golfer or a discerning 9-year-old boy, the Butt Putt is sure to be a hit. This golf ball return game features a none-too-subtle bum-shaped putting target, complete with laff riot #2 flagstick. Put the ball in the target and the Butt Putt gives you one of 6 different fart sounds, returning the golf ball out the side. Yep, it's pretty much gag gift nirvana. Uses 3 AA batteries (not included).
Item# 38425
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If you aren't really sure whether you want to break out the welcome mat, this reversible doormat is just the ticket. Turn it one way and it offers a friendly "Come In" message. Give it a flip and you can tell the encyclopedia salesman to "Go Away." It's good to have options, right? All natural fiber construction; 25.71in.L x 16.34in.W.
Item# 39338
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Let’s face it — sometimes a glass of wine is a little, well, limiting. That's what makes this wine bottle glass a great choice. You can fit an entire 750ml bottle of wine into the glass, which lets you do what you intended to do without the fear of residual cork taste from the bottle opening. As it says, "Finally! A wine glass that fits my needs!" We hear you, America. Hand wash.
Item# 122033
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Where is my beer? Clicking the remote device on the Beer Pager unleashes a satisfying burp and flashing lights so you can easily locate your beer can up to 60 feet away and even through walls! Holder keeps your beverage cold, too. Holder operates on 4 AAA batteries (not included). Remote batteries included.
Manufacturer Warranty:
3 months parts / 3 months labor
Item# 270101
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In the woods, when you gotta go, you gotta go. But don't get shot with your pants down! By using Rutt Wipe Blaze Orange toilet paper instead of standard white TP, you let other deer hunters know you’re not Bambi's white flashing tail. This simple act could spare you from a tragic Cheney-like hunting accident. And Rutt Wipe is biodegradable and nontoxic, so you're not harming the environment. Each bright orange roll has 250 soft 2-ply sheets. Pack of 2 rolls.
Item# 321512
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The punchlines pretty much write themselves. Yes, it's exactly what it looks like — a fully functional 12-oz. mug in the shape of a toilet. Fill it with coffee, cocoa, tea or even use it to house a brownie sundae. The possibilities are just about endless.
Item# 210121
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The WineRack is a sports bra that lets you sport up to 750ml (25 oz.) of your favorite beverage. Wear it to the movies, concerts, ball games — anywhere you can imagine. Includes a polyurethane bladder and a drinking tube long enough to route as you wish, along with an easy-to-use on/off valve to control the flow. Fits sizes 34C-D, 36A-D and 38A-C; In Black.
Item# 993711
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You know you'll want to play with them. Yes, it's easy to see why any golfer would want to go deep with some Schwetty Balls. Sure, the name is comedy gold, but serious players know that Schwetty Balls are no joke. These long-lasting beauties feature 2-piece titanium construction with a durable Surlyn® cover that keeps your balls ready for action. Schwetty Balls conform to all U.S.G.A. standards, making them the hottest balls in golf. One dozen balls.
Item# 1220076
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The Butt Face Towel adds a moment of clarity to your gift-giving. It ends any possible confusion about which side to use! Each side is clearly marked! Makes a great gag gift. 100% cotton. Measures approximately 45in. x 25in.
Item# 100130
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We all have "bad hair" days; some of us have "no hair" days. When you need to cover your dome, you’ll want something that does the job, something that adds a little fun, a little flair; your very own FlairHair visor. This cool little hat will keep you covered and its built-in visor will protect your eyes from the sun, all while giving you a distinctive, 1970s, Bjorn Borg-at-Wimbledon look. Adjustable visor features hook-and-loop enclosure. Meeting with the queen not included.
Item# 122242
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It's not just hair when yours is not there — get stealthy with this new Camo Flair Hair visor. This fashion-forward hat will keep you covered without blowing your cover. Fully adjustable.
Item# 122243
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It's not just hair when yours is not there — get stealthy with this new Camo Flair Hair visor. This fashion-forward hat will keep you covered without blowing your cover. Fully adjustable.
Item# 101020
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Sometimes it doesn't end well and that's when you need The Ex. This 5-pc. knife set lets you store your knives and your grievances in one place. But this set is more than a novelty or a conversation starter — it includes high-quality stainless steel knives with razor sharp precision cutting blades, including an 8in. chef's knife, 8in. bread knife, 8in. carving knife, 5in. utility knife and a 3 1/2in. paring knife. The 15in.H human effigy holder features sturdy ABS plastic construction and individual protective knife sleeves to keep your cutlery on the cutting edge. 8-year limited warranty.
Manufacturer Warranty:
8 year limited warranty
Item# 45148
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Replacement spindle is like no other! Talking toilet paper spindle allows you to record (and re-record) a personal message that greets everyone who uses toilet paper in your bathroom. When the user pulls the toilet paper, motion sensor plays your personalized message. Endless comedy possibilities! Fits most toilet paper holders; includes on/off switch. Requires 2 AAA batteries (not included).
Manufacturer Warranty:
1 month parts / 1 month labor
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