Just walk around sipping out of this Grenade Mug. When a complainer approaches, politely ask him or her to simply take a number! Made of handwashable ceramic, this mug holds 12 oz. of hot beverage. You'll love the reactions to this baby!
Use this Gun Mug to give yourself a nice shot of hot coffee! This ceramic, dishwasher-safe mug holds 8 oz. of hot beverage to get you going in the morning.
All this tree needs is a little love. It's remarkably similar to the tree that Charlie Brown brought home from the lot at Christmastime and comes complete with a red ornament and branches that can be shaped as you desire. It may not be a 10ft. Douglas Fir, but it's sincere and a lot easier to ship. Includes stand; stands 25in.H.
Whether you prefer chardonnay or merlot, this is the wine glass you (and a friend) need. You can savor the flavor all night long as this glass can hold up to a full bottle of your favorite fruit of the vine. Pack of 2.
After you've cleaned yourself up in the galvanized steel tub and put on your Sunday go-to-meetin' clothes, you need a glass that's equal to the moment. Consider this wine glass, which combines a decorative stem and a pint Mason jar with lid. It's dishwasher safe, versatile and lets face it, the lid is useful for keeping the bugs out of your beverage. Also works as a centerpiece, candle holder or repository for potpourri, if you're into that sort of thing.
Here's another wacky gizmo straight from the Kotula Labs. Using recent developments in biggifying technology, we have taken a common steel socket and turned it into a durable drink holder. This convenience-enhancing apparatus accommodates standard beverage containers as well as insulated beverage containers.
If youre the kind of golfer whose best wood is a pencil, we have something for you. The Kooler Klub looks like an ordinary golf club, but a few discreet taps on the keg-style dispenser is all it takes to fill your glass or flask with up to 48 oz. of your favorite beverage, hot or cold. The shaft of the Kooler Club fits easily in your bag but is large enough to accept ice cubes, carbonated beverages or alcohol. And the Kooler Klub cleans easily with the included long-handled brush. It's the club to play when your favorite hole is the 19th.
Hunters used to have it rough. Time was you'd have to use bunches of leaves and grass to clean up when you was out at huntin' camp, but time rolls on and the scientists keep coming up with new contraptions, like this camo toilet paper. Includes two rolls.
This is where the rubber meets the road(kill). Not really, that would be illegal and immoral, not to mention just plain nasty. Maybe it didn't experience life's end from an 18-wheeler, but this pack does contain a delightful mix of exotic meats in one perfectly seasoned summer sausage or delectable trail stick. This delicious roadside buffet of wild boar, elk, venison, antelope, rabbit and beef will make a scrumptious snack or a perfect gift for a friend with a wild sense of humor. One thing is for sure, it will be a big hit at any gathering. Includes a 1-lb. Roadkill summer sausage and two 2-oz. packages of Roadkill trail sticks. Yummy! U.S.A.
There's no better way to relax after a big holiday meal than this realistic-looking turkey foot back scratcher. The foot itself is made of hand-painted poly resin and mounted onto a metal shaft that expands from 19in. to 25in. to help you hit just the right spot. Leather strap helps you hold onto the scratcher if you slip into itch nirvana and lose control of your body.
Walk around holding your beverage with this Giant Fist Kool Can Koozie. Durable foam construction. Dimensions are 8in.L x 7in.W x 12in.H, perfect for a 12-oz. can.
If you find it tough to do the two-step when you're going two-fisted, behold the solution. Add a little Western fun to your next gathering with this Drinking Cowboy Hat. It lets you enjoy two beverages at once and demonstrate a little personal style as well. Durable plastic construction. In Red.
When you don't feel like singing in the shower, you can search for over 650 hidden movie titles on this word search shower curtain. (Caution: You'll get so engrossed you just might run out of hot water.) Titles run horizontally, vertically or diagonally. Peggable vinyl curtain is 72in. x 72in., so it fits all standard shower enclosures. Black text on white.
Maybe you used to sneak in a flask full of courage at the ol' ball game don't worry, your secret is safe with us. But sometimes you don't want to be furtive. Now you can make a really bold statement with this enormous stainless steel flask. It's the real deal, featuring rugged stainless steel construction, but instead of holding a few ounces this bad boy can hold an entire gallon of your favorite (ahem) beverage, with enough for everyone.
This smoking pistol ash tray combines 2 vices in 1. The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms might just have something to say about this baby. Brightly enameled and ready for you to stub smokes out with a bang, this gun is complete with 2 cigarette notches. Hand wash. 10 1/2in.L x 6 3/4in.W x 1 1/2in.H.
Don't be caught cooling your brew with anything less than this alpha insulator. Manly gray foam receptacle is the perfect size for a 12-oz. can of beer or other libation. Bottoms up. 2-Pack.
It looks respectable enough, but there's a secret hidden in this double-sided Raunchy Wrapping Paper. Imagine the surprise when your gift recipient pulls off the striped wrapping paper, only to find either a collage of lingerie-clad lovelies inside. Each pack contains a supersize sheet (33in. x 22.2in.).
If you want the "ransom note" look but don't wish to arouse suspicions by wielding a scissors in the orthodontist's waiting room, this amusing Blackmail Postcard set is just the ticket. You get two blank postcards and over 250 assorted self-adhesive letters that are perfect for sending your, well, greetings.
It says "The Good Book" right on the cover, but an unsuspecting person wouldn't know the half of it. Open up your Good Book and you'll find a handsome 4-oz. polished stainless steel flask inside. Depending on your choice of (ahem) refreshment, this Good Book could make things even better. Overall dimensions are 4.13in.W x 0.87in.D x 5.71in.H.
It looks respectable enough, but there's a secret hidden in this double-sided Raunchy Wrapping Paper. Imagine the surprise when your gift recipient pulls off the striped wrapping paper, only to find a festival of beefcake inside. Each pack contains a supersize sheet (33in. x 22.2in.).
Whether you're an aspiring golfer or a discerning 9-year-old boy, the Butt Putt is sure to be a hit. This golf ball return game features a none-too-subtle bum-shaped putting target, complete with laff riot #2 flagstick. Put the ball in the target and the Butt Putt gives you one of 6 different fart sounds, returning the golf ball out the side. Yep, it's pretty much gag gift nirvana. Uses 3 AA batteries (not included).
If you aren't really sure whether you want to break out the welcome mat, this reversible doormat is just the ticket. Turn it one way and it offers a friendly "Come In" message. Give it a flip and you can tell the encyclopedia salesman to "Go Away." It's good to have options, right? All natural fiber construction; 25.71in.L x 16.34in.W.
Why wouldn't you turn your truck into a buck? Now you can with these endlessly amusing truck antlers. Just put them in the windows of your rig and you'll turn it into a trophy. And if you're inclined, the antlers work well as functional rattle horns; bang them together and bring the bucks running to you! Easy installation and loads of fun; each antler is 14in.L x 12in.W x 8in.H.
The tool with the double entendre, this beer hammer bottle opener is a great ice breaker among party guests. They'll get a kick out of hearing they can either hammer a nail with it, or get hammered with it. Its generous size is easy to find during a beer opening emergency, and its long neck provides plenty of leverage, so you don't have to over-exert yourself just to open some suds. Padded handle prevents you from losing your grip while celebrating. 4 3/4in.L x 4 1/2in.W x 12 1/4in.H.