Whether you prefer chardonnay or merlot, this is the wine glass you (and a friend) need. You can savor the flavor all night long as this glass can hold up to a full bottle of your favorite fruit of the vine. Pack of 2.
Here's another wacky gizmo straight from the Kotula Labs. Using recent developments in biggifying technology, we have taken a common steel socket and turned it into a durable drink holder. This convenience-enhancing apparatus accommodates standard beverage containers as well as insulated beverage containers.
If youre the kind of golfer whose best wood is a pencil, we have something for you. The Kooler Klub looks like an ordinary golf club, but a few discreet taps on the keg-style dispenser is all it takes to fill your glass or flask with up to 48 oz. of your favorite beverage, hot or cold. The shaft of the Kooler Club fits easily in your bag but is large enough to accept ice cubes, carbonated beverages or alcohol. And the Kooler Klub cleans easily with the included long-handled brush. It's the club to play when your favorite hole is the 19th.
Use this Gun Mug to give yourself a nice shot of hot coffee! This ceramic, dishwasher-safe mug holds 8 oz. of hot beverage to get you going in the morning.
Hunters used to have it rough. Time was you'd have to use bunches of leaves and grass to clean up when you was out at huntin' camp, but time rolls on and the scientists keep coming up with new contraptions, like this camo toilet paper. Includes two rolls.
This is where the rubber meets the road(kill). Not really, that would be illegal and immoral, not to mention just plain nasty. Maybe it didn't experience life's end from an 18-wheeler, but this pack does contain a delightful mix of exotic meats in one perfectly seasoned summer sausage or delectable trail stick. This delicious roadside buffet of wild boar, elk, venison, antelope, rabbit and beef will make a scrumptious snack or a perfect gift for a friend with a wild sense of humor. One thing is for sure, it will be a big hit at any gathering. Includes a 1-lb. Roadkill summer sausage and two 2-oz. packages of Roadkill trail sticks. Yummy! U.S.A.
There's no better way to relax after a big holiday meal than this realistic-looking turkey foot back scratcher. The foot itself is made of hand-painted poly resin and mounted onto a metal shaft that expands from 19in. to 25in. to help you hit just the right spot. Leather strap helps you hold onto the scratcher if you slip into itch nirvana and lose control of your body.
Walk around holding your beverage with this Giant Fist Kool Can Koozie. Durable foam construction. Dimensions are 8in.L x 7in.W x 12in.H, perfect for a 12-oz. can.
When you don't feel like singing in the shower, you can search for over 650 hidden movie titles on this word search shower curtain. (Caution: You'll get so engrossed you just might run out of hot water.) Titles run horizontally, vertically or diagonally. Peggable vinyl curtain is 72in. x 72in., so it fits all standard shower enclosures. Black text on white.
Maybe you used to sneak in a flask full of courage at the ol' ball game don't worry, your secret is safe with us. But sometimes you don't want to be furtive. Now you can make a really bold statement with this enormous stainless steel flask. It's the real deal, featuring rugged stainless steel construction, but instead of holding a few ounces this bad boy can hold an entire gallon of your favorite (ahem) beverage, with enough for everyone.
This smoking pistol ash tray combines 2 vices in 1. The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms might just have something to say about this baby. Brightly enameled and ready for you to stub smokes out with a bang, this gun is complete with 2 cigarette notches. Hand wash. 10 1/2in.L x 6 3/4in.W x 1 1/2in.H.
Whether you're an aspiring golfer or a discerning 9-year-old boy, the Butt Putt is sure to be a hit. This golf ball return game features a none-too-subtle bum-shaped putting target, complete with laff riot #2 flagstick. Put the ball in the target and the Butt Putt gives you one of 6 different fart sounds, returning the golf ball out the side. Yep, it's pretty much gag gift nirvana. Uses 3 AA batteries (not included).
Lets face it sometimes a glass of wine is a little, well, limiting. That's what makes this wine bottle glass a great choice. You can fit an entire 750ml bottle of wine into the glass, which lets you do what you intended to do without the fear of residual cork taste from the bottle opening. As it says, "Finally! A wine glass that fits my needs!" We hear you, America. Hand wash.
This .50 caliber bullet knife in authentic size with polished solid brass case and copper-plated tip make it a great conversation starter among the bold and shy alike. Perfect for wilderness camping or backyard cooking, this knife fits into pants or apron pocket. 5.60in.L x 1in.W x 1in.H.
Turn an unpleasant task into comedy gold with this outstanding Redneck Plunger. It's a working toilet plunger paired with a simulated pump shotgun that delivers realistic shotgun sounds when you pull the trigger. As they say, "if its brown, its down."
It's time to get rid of those shot glasses that commemorate your 1979 visit to Hoover Dam frankly, it's a little embarrassing. Make a better statement with these nifty Mason Jar shot glasses. They each hold 2.4 oz. of your favorite libation and the familiar Mason Jar design is sure to make you the talk of the party. Set of 4.
With this Zombie flamingo pair standing guard, maybe the real Zombies won't bother you they'll think their cohorts have beat them to the punch. One of these frightening birds is standing while the other is feeding; both are on high alert. Perfect for Halloween, birthdays and undead parties, these red-eyed, fang-toothed, black-feathered flamingos are a fun spin on America's favorite lawn art. Just insert the metal rods/legs into the plastic bodies and push them into the ground. Then watch your neighbors' expressions. Standing size: 30in.H x 4in.W x 15in.L; feeding size: 21in.H x 4in.W x 18in.L. Easy assembly.
Everybody loves a bright pink flamingo pair, with their long, graceful necks and elegant stance, yet everybody loves to tease anyone who has them. Go ahead: have it both ways. These handsome fowl are in the original 1957 design by Don Featherstone and feature his molded signature. One bird is standing; the other is feeding. Plastic bodies and metal rod/legs assemble easily. Standing size: 30in.H x 4in.W x 15in.L; feeding size: 21in.H x 4in.W x 18in.L.
Now you can refill a prescription that (a) actually helps and (b) doesnt involve trying to figure out voice mail prompts. This 12-oz. mug looks just like a prescription bottle and features strict dosage instructions from Dr. Feelgood. Always listen to your doctor. Hand wash.
You can tell by the smell that it isn't going well. . . sometimes a trip down the hall isn't very fragrant. Fortunately, the brilliant scientists/humanitarians at Poo-pouri are on the scene with this Master Crapsman Gift Set. Just let fly with a spritz of one of these magical scents before you answer the call of nature. The patent-pending oils mask the unpleasantness while remaining environmentally friendly. When the deed is done, you'll come out smelling like a rose, or something like that. Includes 2-oz. bottles of Heavy Doody and Poo-tonium.
There's a reason each of the Duck Commanders sports a beard in winter: when the weather's cold, there's nothing like it to keep a face warm. But even if you've shaved your beard and started wearing capri pants, we still have you covered with the official "Si" Duck Dynasty Beard/Cap Combo. Black beard and brown cap are attached by hook-and-loop strips, so they separate easily in case you want to wear the cap alone. What's more, this beard/cap is one-size-fits-all (almost), so it's the perfect combo of fun and FUNctional. And that's a fact, Jack! Camo cap is 100% acrylic; Gray beard is 92% acrylic, 5% wool, 3% polyester.
There's a reason each of the Duck Commanders sports a beard in winter: when the weather's cold, there's nothing like it to keep a face warm. But even if you've shaved your beard and started wearing capri pants, we still have you covered with the official "Willie" Duck Dynasty Beard/Cap Combo. Black beard and brown cap in 100% acrylic combo are attached by hook-and-loop strips, so they separate easily in case you want to wear the cap alone. What's more, this beard/cap is one-size-fits-all (almost), so it's the perfect combo of fun and FUNctional. And that's a fact, Jack! Camo cap/ Brown beard.
There's a reason each of the Duck Commanders sports a beard in winter: when the weather's cold, there's nothing like it to keep a face warm. But even if you've shaved your beard and started wearing capri pants, we still have you covered with the official "Jase" Duck Dynasty Beard/Cap Combo. Black beard and brown cap in 100% acrylic combo are attached by hook-and-loop strips, so they separate easily in case you want to wear the cap alone. What's more, this beard/cap is one-size-fits-all (almost), so it's the perfect combo of fun and FUNctional. And that's a fact, Jack! Black beanie/Brown beard.
You'll be certain to turn heads and horrify relatives with these outrageous long sleeve tees. Each is printed using a special process called sublimation that allows the image to be super soft and super photo realistic. It's a great way to look like a weekend wild thing without enduring needles or sticky leather and still be able to go full business casual during the work week.