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Constructible Wine Glass Pair — Goblets to Go
Item# 45541

Who says you have to forgo the elegance of a goblet while camping, boating or picnicking? This constructible wine glass pair in durable acrylic travels well, so you don't have to compromise style when you dine in out-of-the-way venues. Each goblet holds 7.6 oz.; each is comprised of a vessel and an interlocking stem that assembles and disassembles easily. Cheers!

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Toilet Bowl Dog Water Dish — Keep Your Pal's Head Where It Belongs
Item# 45689

It's a given that Fido is going to get thirsty while pursuing his agenda, so an attractive, reliable place to get a cool drink is crucial. This toilet-shaped water bowl will get your pal's attention and keep him hydrated, while providing lots of laughs for you and your guests, all while avoiding the unsanitary alternative. Just fill a standard 2-liter bottle (not included) and invert it into the back of the tank; gravity does the rest, pulling refreshing water into the bowl as needed. Suitable for dogs or cats; total dimensions are 10in.L x 6in.W x 9in.H.

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Give This Gun Mug a Shot
Item# 45486

Use this Gun Mug with a hand-painted chrome handle to start your day off with a bang! This ceramic mug holds 12 oz. of your favorite beverage to get you going in the morning and the pistol grip will certainly get people’s attention. Hand wash recommended.

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Angry Garden Gnome
Item# 45487

Yo, Manolo, check this out — it's a garden gnome with a little friend. This whimsical gangsta gnome makes an interesting conversation piece, to say the least. Put it in your garden, walkway or anyplace you want to make a statement, or at least to say hello. Hand-painted resin construction; 11in.H.

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A Retirement Watch That's Actually Useful
Item# 45715

It never made much sense, really — giving a gold watch for someone's retirement. Why would you give a fancy, precision timepiece that’s going to be hidden in the underwear drawer? Forget that — give your favorite retiree a watch that actually addresses their forthcoming lifestyle. This fully functional watch breaks up the day into the crucial components — golfing, television, fishing and naps. And if the recipient can't give up the workday schedule, you still get the hours in a retirement-appropriate format (8ish, etc.) It's approximately perfect.

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The Poo Poo Platter — The Next Step in Appetizers
Item# 45978

Yeah, it's not quite Ming Dynasty style, but the Poo Poo Platter is sure to get a laugh. This ceramic chip-and-dip plate features a molded ceramic center bowl that is shaped like, well, poo. It's great for parties, barbecues, tailgating and high tea with the Queen. Okay, maybe not that last one. 12.5in. dia. x 4in.H.

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Giant Zombie Standing Flamingo — Life-Sized Menace
Item# 46023

You don't display lawn flamingoes to advertise your restraint, so why not go really big? This wicked waterfowl towers over the competition — the life-sized standing flamingo is an impressive 52in.H, menacing visitors from atop a rugged wooden dowel. His feeding partner (Item# 46024) is sold separately. Easy assembly. Made in U.S.A.

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Complaint Department Sign — Take a Number, All Right
Item# 46008

Lower the boom (in a manner of speaking) on your kvetching coworkers with this "Complaint Department" sign. It looks like the number is attached to a pineapple-style grenade, but don't worry, it's not live. It's sure to make customer service issues a blast. Wall mount or desk display; overall dimensions are 5in.W x 8.5in.H.

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Giant Zombie Feeding Flamingo — A Munching Menace
Item# 46024

You don't display lawn flamingoes to advertise your restraint, so why not go really big? This wicked waterfowl towers over the competition — the life-sized feeding-frenzied flamingo stands 38in. high! His standing partner (Item# 46023) is sold separately. Easy assembly. Made in U.S.A.

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Zombie Garden Gnome — Beware the Invasion
Item# 46022

Everyone loves the gentle gnomes that adorn gardens everywhere, but if you've suspected that these friendly fellows might have a more sinister agenda, here is your proof. This Zombie Garden Gnome adds a touch of fearsome whimsy to your surroundings. The nasty teeth and red eyes make it clear that this gnome is not your pal. Weather-resistant plastic construction; includes a plug that allows you to add sand to the base for stability. 26in.H; made in U.S.A.

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Bug-A-Salt — Put Away the Fly Swatter
Item# 46298

This Bug-A-Salt mini pest gun uses ordinary table salt to kill flies and bugs. Each shot uses just one pinch of ordinary table salt to drop a bug whole, leaving no nasty mess to clean up. One load is good for 50 shots, and a salt viewing window shows load level. This unit features a cocking pump slide handle and requires no batteries. Simply release the auto safety and a pop-up sight indicates “ready to fire.” Accuracy range: 3ft. Dimensions: 23in.L x 8in.W x 3in.H. For ages 18+.

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Recordable Beer Pager Koozie — Incredible
Item# 39617

Never fear — you'll find your beer. For the forgetful among us, this handy device is a (ahem) lifesaver. It lets you record up to a 15 sec. message. Then when you lose your beer, simply click a remote control attached to your belt. The drink holder will parrot the message you've recorded and light up, too. Everyone in the room will look at you in awe, thinking you're a ventriloquist. Enjoy. Remote activation works up to 60 ft. Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included).

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Insulated Travel Beer Mug — It'll Make Your Co-Workers Gasp
Item# 46496

This stainless steel insulated beer travel mug disguised as a 16-oz. beer can will snap your colleagues awake real fast. Raise a toast to them and tell them you've traded your morning coffee for a good lager. Then continue business as usual. (Just don't drink out of this jug as you cruise past an officer of the law.) Lid snaps tight; hand-washing is recommended.

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Stainless Steel Wallet Stops ID Thieves Cold
Item# 46509

As unnerved as we are by thieves operating in our midst to steal, sell and use our identities to undermine us, it's comforting to know we can protect ourselves. This super-strong stainless steel wallet blocks radio-frequency identification (RFID) scanning to thwart thieves' attempts to steal ID info from your credit cards. 3 times thinner than paper, this steel feels like silk, yet it's resistant to corrosive agents such as salt, acids and seawater. 6 nylon slots and a full-sized money slot provide plenty of interior space.

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Beer Pager Koozie
Item# 122033

Where is my beer? Clicking the remote device on the Beer Pager unleashes a satisfying burp and flashing lights so you can easily locate your beer can up to 60 feet away and even through walls! Holder keeps your beverage cold, too. Holder operates on 4 AAA batteries (not included). Remote batteries included.

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Rutt Wipe Blaze Orange Toilet Paper — 2-Pack
Item# 270101

In the woods, when you gotta go, you gotta go. But don't get shot with your pants down! By using Rutt Wipe Blaze Orange toilet paper instead of standard white TP, you let other deer hunters know you’re not Bambi's white flashing tail. This simple act could spare you from a tragic Cheney-like hunting accident. And Rutt Wipe is biodegradable and nontoxic, so you're not harming the environment. Each bright orange roll has 250 soft 2-ply sheets. Pack of 2 rolls.

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Toilet Mug — A Totally Different American Standard
Item# 321512

The punchlines pretty much write themselves. Yes, it's exactly what it looks like — a fully functional 12-oz. mug in the shape of a toilet. Fill it with coffee, cocoa, tea or even use it to house a brownie sundae. The possibilities are just about endless.

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Medium WineRack — The Advantages Are Obvious
Item# 210121

The WineRack is a sports bra that lets you sport up to 750ml (25 oz.) of your favorite beverage. Wear it to the movies, concerts, ball games — anywhere you can imagine. Includes a polyurethane bladder and a drinking tube long enough to route as you wish, along with an easy-to-use on/off valve to control the flow. Fits sizes 34C-D, 36A-D and 38A-C; In Black.

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Butt Face Towel
Item# 1220076

The Butt Face Towel adds a moment of clarity to your gift-giving. It ends any possible confusion about which side to use! Each side is clearly marked! Makes a great gag gift. 100% cotton. Measures approximately 45in. x 25in.

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Flair Hair — Brown Hair/Black Visor
Item# 100130

We all have "bad hair" days; some of us have "no hair" days. When you need to cover your dome, you’ll want something that does the job, something that adds a little fun, a little flair; your very own FlairHair visor. This cool little hat will keep you covered and its built-in visor will protect your eyes from the sun, all while giving you a distinctive, 1970s, Bjorn Borg-at-Wimbledon look. Adjustable visor features hook-and-loop enclosure. Meeting with the queen not included.

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Flair Hair with Brown Hair and Camo Visor
Item# 122242

It's not just hair when yours is not there — get stealthy with this new Camo Flair Hair visor. This fashion-forward hat will keep you covered without blowing your cover. Fully adjustable.

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Flair Hair with Gray Hair and Camo Visor
Item# 122243

It's not just hair when yours is not there — get stealthy with this new Camo Flair Hair visor. This fashion-forward hat will keep you covered without blowing your cover. Fully adjustable.

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Talking Toilet Paper Spindle
Item# 45148

Replacement spindle is like no other! Talking toilet paper spindle allows you to record (and re-record) a personal message that greets everyone who uses toilet paper in your bathroom. When the user pulls the toilet paper, motion sensor plays your personalized message. Endless comedy possibilities! Fits most toilet paper holders; includes on/off switch. Requires 2 AAA batteries (not included).

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Fart Machine
Item# 45140

Nobody wants to admit it, but everybody farts. Whether it's an audible rip or "silent but deadly," everyone has to pass gas sometime. We all share this human trait. That's why everybody loves the Fart Machine! It's the funniest gag gift ever made! You can embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you. Just hide the 3in. battery-powered speaker on or near the vicinity of someone, press the remote button (it’s small enough to keep in your pocket), and watch the embarrassment begin! Works from up to 50 feet away... and it works through walls, too! Produces 5 disgusting fart sounds that will turn heads! The uses are endless and the laughter never stops! Remote control includes battery. Add 4 AAA batteries (not included) to the speaker unit and you're ready to rip!

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