Use this Gun Mug to give yourself a nice shot of hot coffee! This ceramic, dishwasher-safe mug holds 8 oz. of hot beverage to get you going in the morning.
Whether you prefer chardonnay or merlot, this is the wine glass you (and a friend) need. You can savor the flavor all night long as this glass can hold up to a full bottle of your favorite fruit of the vine. Pack of 2.
After you've cleaned yourself up in the galvanized steel tub and put on your Sunday go-to-meetin' clothes, you need a glass that's equal to the moment. Consider this wine glass, which combines a decorative stem and a pint Mason jar with lid. It's dishwasher safe, versatile and lets face it, the lid is useful for keeping the bugs out of your beverage. Also works as a centerpiece, candle holder or repository for potpourri, if you're into that sort of thing.
Here's another wacky gizmo straight from the Kotula Labs. Using recent developments in biggifying technology, we have taken a common steel socket and turned it into a durable drink holder. This convenience-enhancing apparatus accommodates standard beverage containers as well as insulated beverage containers.
If youre the kind of golfer whose best wood is a pencil, we have something for you. The Kooler Klub looks like an ordinary golf club, but a few discreet taps on the keg-style dispenser is all it takes to fill your glass or flask with up to 48 oz. of your favorite beverage, hot or cold. The shaft of the Kooler Club fits easily in your bag but is large enough to accept ice cubes, carbonated beverages or alcohol. And the Kooler Klub cleans easily with the included long-handled brush. It's the club to play when your favorite hole is the 19th.
Hunters used to have it rough. Time was you'd have to use bunches of leaves and grass to clean up when you was out at huntin' camp, but time rolls on and the scientists keep coming up with new contraptions, like this camo toilet paper. Includes two rolls.
This is where the rubber meets the road(kill). Not really, that would be illegal and immoral, not to mention just plain nasty. Maybe it didn't experience life's end from an 18-wheeler, but this pack does contain a delightful mix of exotic meats in one perfectly seasoned summer sausage or delectable trail stick. This delicious roadside buffet of wild boar, elk, venison, antelope, rabbit and beef will make a scrumptious snack or a perfect gift for a friend with a wild sense of humor. One thing is for sure, it will be a big hit at any gathering. Includes a 1-lb. Roadkill summer sausage and two 2-oz. packages of Roadkill trail sticks. Yummy! U.S.A.
There's no better way to relax after a big holiday meal than this realistic-looking turkey foot back scratcher. The foot itself is made of hand-painted poly resin and mounted onto a metal shaft that expands from 19in. to 25in. to help you hit just the right spot. Leather strap helps you hold onto the scratcher if you slip into itch nirvana and lose control of your body.
Walk around holding your beverage with this Giant Fist Kool Can Koozie. Durable foam construction. Dimensions are 8in.L x 7in.W x 12in.H, perfect for a 12-oz. can.
When you don't feel like singing in the shower, you can search for over 650 hidden movie titles on this word search shower curtain. (Caution: You'll get so engrossed you just might run out of hot water.) Titles run horizontally, vertically or diagonally. Peggable vinyl curtain is 72in. x 72in., so it fits all standard shower enclosures. Black text on white.
Maybe you used to sneak in a flask full of courage at the ol' ball game don't worry, your secret is safe with us. But sometimes you don't want to be furtive. Now you can make a really bold statement with this enormous stainless steel flask. It's the real deal, featuring rugged stainless steel construction, but instead of holding a few ounces this bad boy can hold an entire gallon of your favorite (ahem) beverage, with enough for everyone.
This smoking pistol ash tray combines 2 vices in 1. The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms might just have something to say about this baby. Brightly enameled and ready for you to stub smokes out with a bang, this gun is complete with 2 cigarette notches. Hand wash. 10 1/2in.L x 6 3/4in.W x 1 1/2in.H.
Don't be caught cooling your brew with anything less than this alpha insulator. Manly gray foam receptacle is the perfect size for a 12-oz. can of beer or other libation. Bottoms up. 2-Pack.
It says "The Good Book" right on the cover, but an unsuspecting person wouldn't know the half of it. Open up your Good Book and you'll find a handsome 4-oz. polished stainless steel flask inside. Depending on your choice of (ahem) refreshment, this Good Book could make things even better. Overall dimensions are 4.13in.W x 0.87in.D x 5.71in.H.
Lets face it sometimes a glass of wine is a little, well, limiting. That's what makes this wine bottle glass a great choice. You can fit an entire 750ml bottle of wine into the glass, which lets you do what you intended to do without the fear of residual cork taste from the bottle opening. As it says, "Finally! A wine glass that fits my needs!" We hear you, America. Hand wash.
The tool with the double entendre, this beer hammer bottle opener is a great ice breaker among party guests. They'll get a kick out of hearing they can either hammer a nail with it, or get hammered with it. Its generous size is easy to find during a beer opening emergency, and its long neck provides plenty of leverage, so you don't have to over-exert yourself just to open some suds. Padded handle prevents you from losing your grip while celebrating. 4 3/4in.L x 4 1/2in.W x 12 1/4in.H.
This .50 caliber bullet knife in authentic size with polished solid brass case and copper-plated tip make it a great conversation starter among the bold and shy alike. Perfect for wilderness camping or backyard cooking, this knife fits into pants or apron pocket. 5.60in.L x 1in.W x 1in.H.
Turn an unpleasant task into comedy gold with this outstanding Redneck Plunger. It's a working toilet plunger paired with a simulated pump shotgun that delivers realistic shotgun sounds when you pull the trigger. As they say, "if its brown, its down."
It's time to get rid of those shot glasses that commemorate your 1979 visit to Hoover Dam frankly, it's a little embarrassing. Make a better statement with these nifty Mason Jar shot glasses. They each hold 2.4 oz. of your favorite libation and the familiar Mason Jar design is sure to make you the talk of the party. Set of 4.
Ashtrays are utilitarian things and this outdoor ashtray makes a clear statement. It stands 27 3/4in.H and includes a 6 3/4in.L steel stake that makes it easy to mount. The indentation allows a smoker to rest his smoke on top of the 2in. dia. steel shaft that holds ashes and butts for clean and safe disposal.
With this Zombie flamingo pair standing guard, maybe the real Zombies won't bother you they'll think their cohorts have beat them to the punch. One of these frightening birds is standing while the other is feeding; both are on high alert. Perfect for Halloween, birthdays and undead parties, these red-eyed, fang-toothed, black-feathered flamingos are a fun spin on America's favorite lawn art. Just insert the metal rods/legs into the plastic bodies and push them into the ground. Then watch your neighbors' expressions. Standing size: 30in.H x 4in.W x 15in.L; feeding size: 21in.H x 4in.W x 18in.L. Easy assembly.
Everybody loves a bright pink flamingo pair, with their long, graceful necks and elegant stance, yet everybody loves to tease anyone who has them. Go ahead: have it both ways. These handsome fowl are in the original 1957 design by Don Featherstone and feature his molded signature. One bird is standing; the other is feeding. Plastic bodies and metal rod/legs assemble easily. Standing size: 30in.H x 4in.W x 15in.L; feeding size: 21in.H x 4in.W x 18in.L.
Now you can refill a prescription that (a) actually helps and (b) doesnt involve trying to figure out voice mail prompts. This 12-oz. mug looks just like a prescription bottle and features strict dosage instructions from Dr. Feelgood. Always listen to your doctor. Hand wash.
You can tell by the smell that it isn't going well. . . sometimes a trip down the hall isn't very fragrant. Fortunately, the brilliant scientists/humanitarians at Poo-pouri are on the scene with this Master Crapsman Gift Set. Just let fly with a spritz of one of these magical scents before you answer the call of Nature. The patent-pending oils mask the unpleasantness while remaining environmentally friendly. When the deed is done, you'll come out smelling like a rose, or something like that. Includes 2-oz. bottles of Heavy Doody and Poo-tonium.